Today's chuckle

Jeni sent this down the line not long ago; it's likely that several of you have already seen this. Have a good laugh today, as our next subject promises to be somewhat more complicated.

I bought a new Lexus 330 but returned to the dealer the next day
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson,"
the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Lexus,
but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
Immediately Hail-to-the-Chief began playing.

I LOVE this car!